If You Wrote This: You May Be Fired Tomorrow

I've got this image of some semi-washed-up copywriter. He quit giving a shit a couple decades ago while scribbling notes on a sheet of paper after being asked to write the most generic, waste-of-money spot of all time. Just like the day before, and the day before that. His spirit seemingly broken, this genero-scribe, proudly wearing jorts and a grateful dead t-shirt, delivered this to a client that probably deserved it.

At that moment, he won. Under his breath he mumbled to himself, "makes my taco pop, I can't believe those assholes bought it." He grinned, placed his pencil sharpener back into his pocket, and walked briskly into the sunset...

Tune In Saturdays: Slider Pines

SliderpinesFurther proof that Texas may actually be the rock promise land prophesied by Lift to Experience, with one of my newest favorites, Dallas' Slider Pines. With a sound somewhat Americana, a little bit Deathcab and the Shins and at times reminiscent of early Foo Fighters, they've released their newest EP. I've got no idea what it's called, but it's damn good and free. So eat that.

From the Fort Worth Star-Telegram:

"Slider Pines sets the bar awfully high on the group’s masterful debut, Road Avenue Railroad. The Dallas trio, led by the garrulous, gritty vocalist/guitarist Joey Shanks, has a rootsy, engaging sound, bridging the gap between the straight-ahead Americana of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (glimpsed on The Memphis Hack) and the incisive indie navel-gazing of the Shins (evident on the album’s best song, The Missing Street Sign). This is the album you want blaring from your car’s stereo as you roar down the open highway into a world of unknown possibilities. One of the year’s finest local offerings."

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Destroying the Country First Brand

First - this is a very political post. Buyer Beware. And for the record, this is a copy and paste of sorts from an email exchange with Alan and CK, as well as an facebook rant from a couple days ago, so with that out of the way, let's get to it...
Us weekly palin cover Not surprisingly, the blogosphere has been abuzz with talk of the political after John McCain’s shocking decision to dub the mooseburger eatin’ VPILF "reformer" as his running mate for the election turned Soap Opera that is the 2008 political season.

Whether you agree with team red or not, the bulk of the conversation has been in agreement: Genius. At least, strategically speaking. We’ve heard the run down, conservative-as-can-be, card-carrying lifetime NRA member, mother of 5 including 1 special needs child and 1 about to ship off to Iraq, husband in the union, former beauty queen and high school super-athlete, dubbed Sarah Barracuda.

This is a strategic blunder of the highest order, and one that may destroy John McCain’s chance to become our next President. No question from the moment the choice was leaked, Palin would rile up the conservative base and add the first shot of energy into a McCain campaign that’s relied solely on attack ads and the daily news spin cycle to remain anywhere close.

But more to the point of why this was the wrong choice.

The one effective line of argument against Barack Obama was the question of experience. The McCain argument against Obama is basically that he’s an empty suit that will put the entire country in danger in these perilous times, as evidenced by the ad below.

But by putting Palin next in line for the presidency, he ruined the entire argument. They may charge otherwise, or make the absurd argument that she’s more experienced than Obama, but that argument rings true mostly with ideologues and 4th graders.

And you can see the issue already in his surrogates now. They're forced to say things like - "Alaska is the closest part of our continent to Russia, so it’s not as if she doesn’t understand what’s at stake here," (Cindy McCain and fox news) which is obviously ridiculous, or "[she] took on Ted Stevens, if she can take him on then she take on the Russians" (Lindsey Graham) which exposes the fact that she was the director of good ol' Ted's 527 group, or, possibly the most absurd, she's the commander and chief of the Alaska National Guard (although she doesn't have any say, nor is she even briefed, on foreign deployment).

So, Obama puts us at risk, but Palin doesn't? It puts himself and all of his surrogates in a terrible position, and one that will have journalists throwing their own words back at them throughout the remainder of the campaign. Also, it's put the age issue front and center (which actually had the most affect on polling over both race and gender).

But that’s not the most damning piece of this. John McCain threw his “Country First” brand out the igloo window by making a pick clearly marked more by politics and nothing to do with governing or keeping the country safe from the very same scary world that McCain presented.

One time. That’s it. That and one five-minute phone call was the entire extent of the McCain – Palin relationship before the pick was made. And apparently that is enough for John McCain to believe that she has the leadership skills to run this country during two wars, a feistier Russia, and an Iranian threat that caused the recent fear mongering ad from the McCain camp. One time.

Is he merely playing politics or is he choosing a qualified candidate to lead our country in the very real possibility that something happens to this 72 year-old, 2-time cancer survivor. The bulk of her political experience is derived from her time as the mayor of the town of Wasilla, Alaska and its 6,000 residents. 6,000. During that time she ran up a 20 million dollar debt, more than $3,000 per resident, because she wanted to build an ice rink. Literally. And one that brought the raising of city sales taxes and cost the city millions extra because of the mishandling of the land buy and ensuing lawsuits. And yes, then she became Governor of Alaska’s 600,000 people. That’s less than 1/3 the size of my hometown Dallas, TX.

And while there, in March of last year she had this to say about Iraq:

 “Alaska Business Monthly: We've lost a lot of Alaska's military members to the war in Iraq. How do you feel about sending more troops into battle, as President Bush is suggesting?

Palin: I've been so focused on state government, I haven't really focused much on the war in Iraq. I heard on the news about the new deployments, and while I support our president, Condoleezza Rice and the administration, I want to know that we have an exit plan in place; I want assurances that we are doing all we can to keep our troops safe. Every life lost is such a tragedy. I am very, very proud of the troops we have in Alaska, those fighting overseas for our freedoms, and the families here who are making so many sacrifices.”

Haven’t really focused on it? The centerpiece of McCain’s foreign policy, this surge, and you haven’t focused on it? And while she hasn’t taken much of an interest in Iraq, we’re supposed to trust her to face down Ahmadinejad in Iran, chase Bin laden into Pakistan, lead our military in Afghanistan, negotiate and back down Putin in Russia, and defend Israel and referee conflicts with Palestine. Yeah, thanks, but no thanks.

That’s the fundamental problem with McCain’s choice for VP, but add that to her ethics investigation, misrepresentation of her involvement in the bridge to nowhere (for it before she was against it?), her disbelief of both evolution and man-made global warming and her vetoes of wind power and clean coal projects in Alaska. Put that against her raising money for the politicians she portends to be against and firing employees of the city of Wasilla when she didn’t get her way, like the librarian who didn’t bend to Sarah’s call to ban books.

And maybe if McCain did more vetting, he may have found her husband’s registration with the Alaska Independence Party from 1995-2002, whose dinner plate issue is the secession from the United States. 

Now obviously, he didn’t pick someone he knew was ready to lead because he didn’t know her at all. So why pick her? It could be charged that in his contempt for Barack Obama and obsession with winning at any cost, it was more important for him to score political points. It can be said that he did the very thing he charges Obama with doing by putting his ambition in front of the country’s need for real leadership on the cynical notion that women are so dumb and politically unaware that they were voting for Hillary merely because of a chromosome rather than her stance on the issues. And this, this is the most offensive thing of all.

No question, Palin is a likeable figure and it’s good to see a woman on any ticket. But the biggest problem with the pick isn’t about Palin. It is clearly more reflective of the McCain temperament rather than any kind of that good judgment he’s attempted to sell. And in this time in our country, with huge economic hurdles to cross and foreign policy issues to tackle, the country will likely see this choice for what it is, a transparent ploy for a few votes, a meme that has the potential to destroy every bit of the brand McCain and his Rove protégés have worked to build into his country first imagery. And frankly, Obama is just too good of a politician to be defeated by these kinds of tactics.

Well, helpfully none of you take too much offense. I tend to get a little worked up by these sorts of things. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

*Post updated to reflect that NY Times is now reporting that only Sarah's husband, Todd, was a member of the AIP. It's unclear to what extent Sarah is related to the party.

Another Bout of Link Love

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With all the politics flying around lately, it's probably a good idea to read this article about Obama's economic worldview. It's long, but about the best description I've seen so far.

Back with theWB
Continuing in the Hulu tradition of both moving professional content to the web and innovating past YouTube, The WB launched their own show portal to compete, but also added some nice perks like a video search that allows you to search for text within a show, not just show names, and a show remixer with embedded Adobe Premier Express. Pretty cool stuff. Now if only I watched the Gilmore Girls....

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Information and Knowledge
Over at Chroma, Dino is talking about how the way in which we interact with information is changing, and the importance of tacit knowledge to understanding.

"Presence applications and formats that capture "snippets" of thoughts, data or information are generating streams of data about us and the world, and the process of assimilating that flow of information is also resulting in interesting new forms of "knowledge" that don't really have anything to do with reading books. It's pretty fascinating to me how knowledge and emotion emerge as a result of patterns in presence media and the flow of information, and how the network is the infrastructure for this. One of the most radical implications here is the notion that in a web of flow, information and knowledge finds us, rather than the other way around."

Sex and the Olympics

Great article about how the massive amounts of testosterone (in both the men and the women) equals a whole lot of shagging in the Olympic Village.

"There is a famous story from Seoul in 1988 that there were so many used condoms on the roof terrace of the British team's residential block the night after the swimming concluded that the British Olympic Association sent out an edict banning outdoor sex. Here in Beijing, organisers have realised that such prohibitions are about as useful as banning breathing and have, instead, handed out thousands of free condoms to the athletes."

The Functional Collective Conscious
Mike Aruz discusses his theory of the functional collective conscious with a real word example, in regards particularly to a global game called I Love Bees. The notion plays well with transmedia planning, another mode of planning that seems to be gaining more and more steam.

Tune In Saturdays: First Aid Kit

Ahh, you've got to love those wonderful, wonderful Swedes. This time it's from a bit of an unlikely source with First Aid Kit, a folksy duo of sisters Klara and Johanna, the former 15 and the latter 17. It has all the maturity and worldliness you'd expect from much more weathered musicians, but retains the freshness and playful nature that really make it sing. And it's not difficult to win me over with an absolutely fantastic cover of the Fleet Foxes.

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Another Trip Around the Internetosphere

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Thought only John McCain and the RNC can run baseless attack ads on TV? Think again! Now, from the comfort of your own living room, you can run whatever political ads you want, on whatever networks you want, for as little as 50 bucks (or even less!). Thanks SaysME.TV! And thanks to the bullshit observer...

Designing the Future of Business
From Marty Neumeier, the man who brought us the absurdly amazing Brand Gap prezzer, and one of my favorite little branding books, Zag. Another article describing the future of design as the driver of innovation.

"A company can't will itself to be agile. Agility is an emergent property that appears when an organization has the right mindset, the right skills, and the ability to multiply those skills through collaboration. To count agility as a core competence, you have to embed it into the culture. You have to encourage an enterprisewide appetite for radical ideas. You have to keep the company in a constant state of inventiveness. It's one thing to inject a company with inventiveness. It's another thing to build a company on inventiveness."

Impossible is Nothing
Michael Cera's take on the video that ruined the biggest ego ever created. It's no drunk history, but still, pretty damn funny. Via Mike Aruz.

Postcards from Yo Momma
All the funny shit Momma's say via email and IM to their grown-up babies. Via erin.

A funny one:

Pussy Cat Folks

Mom:  Are you watching the MTV Awards?

Me:  Nah, don’t really care about them much.  Thanks though.

Mom:  Oh, well the Pussy Cat Folks are performing.  You’re missing quite a show!

University Lipdub
Pretty cool single shot music video from some college kids.

And finally, go join up Blip.fm and friend me. It kicks ass. Like twitter for music. Do it.

Hee-Haw in the News: Let's Kill Some Trees for a Cause

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In case you haven't heard enough of my ranting and raving here, you can check out my appearance in the Dallas Morning News' daily paper, Quick DFW. Big thanks to Lesley Tellez and Quick for letting me waste a little space for them, and for being gracious enough to call me an ad guru. The t-shirts are being printed as we speak.

From print me:


Q:  (Lesley) What's the biggest mistake companies make in trying to reach the young demographic?

A: The biggest mistake is to assume that they give a crap about you. This is true across all demographics, but maybe more pronounced or obvious in the younger segment. This group has grown up with total control of their media environment, advertising included, and too many [companies] think they can just stroll in with screeching guitars while adding "for your generation" to the end of a tagline and expect that to connect.

YouTube and the Meaning of Identity

Thankfully, after seeing both Sean and Gavin post this video, I finally cleared out the time to watch Michael Wesch's speech at the library of congress entitled An Anthropological Introduction to YouTube. You might remember him as the genius behind Web 2.0...the machine is us/ing us. For a little under an hour, Wesch pulls back the curtain on YouTube, stripping away the mainstream descriptions of the platform, revealing it as the reflection of identity and search for self that it is for so many. For experienced YouTubers, it provides further confirmation of the value of community and for the relative newbies out there, you probably won't ever see it the same way again.

Tune In Saturdays: Peter Salett

PetersalettNot sure how it took me so long to get around to the fantastic Peter Salett. Long timer in the New York scene (now LA), and composer to the stars, Salett contributed a few songs to the Forgetting Sarah Marshall soundtrack, as well as to his former guitar string changer Edward Norton's Keeping the Faith. With In the Ocean of the Stars, he manages to be both quiet and colorful, touching, but still catchy. Another fantastic Sunday afternoon record, for sure.

From PopMatters:

Reflected in the construction of each tune is Salett’s apparent appreciation for love and the simple things in life. There is something beautiful and universal. Salett tinges his timeless pop sound with hints of country, folk and jazz that accentuate the sweetness of each melody.In the Ocean of the Stars begs to be absorbed with undivided attention; turn up the volume and listen carefully lest you miss the simple splendor of a single note.

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Peter Salett - In the Ocean of Stars (mp3)
Peter Salett - Between the Dark and Light (mp3)
Peter Salett - Miss You (Thought You Should Know) (video)

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