If You Wrote This: You May Be Fired Tomorrow

I've got this image of some semi-washed-up copywriter. He quit giving a shit a couple decades ago while scribbling notes on a sheet of paper after being asked to write the most generic, waste-of-money spot of all time. Just like the day before, and the day before that. His spirit seemingly broken, this genero-scribe, proudly wearing jorts and a grateful dead t-shirt, delivered this to a client that probably deserved it.

At that moment, he won. Under his breath he mumbled to himself, "makes my taco pop, I can't believe those assholes bought it." He grinned, placed his pencil sharpener back into his pocket, and walked briskly into the sunset...