Marketer's Credo: An Ideological Doctrine

The Traditional is dead.
Long Live the Era of the Marketer's Credo.

  1. WE will not fear failure.
  2. WE will not be beholden to any medium.
  3. WE will listen, engage, adapt to, and join our clients' communities.
  4. WE will remember that our responsibility is not only to our clients, but also to the communities with which we are interacting.
  5. WE will try new things, and be willing to venture to places no one else has been.
  6. WE will not waste consumers' time.
  7. WE will offer consumers something in return for that time, be it social, monetary, experiential, or cause-related.
  8. WE will not accept what we have done as the way things should be done.
  9. WE will question everything.
  10. WE will not lose sight of what makes our jobs important.
  11. WE will not merely be the executor of client programs.  We will be partners in ensuring authenticity and cohesiveness across all messaging, interactions and touchpoints.
  12. WE will speak to consumers when and how they want us to, and in their language, not our own.
  13. WE will be concerned most with building long-term relationships.
  14. WE will never stop learning and growing, both academically and culturally.
  15. WE will not be afraid to speak our minds.
  16. WE will defend our ideas and our actions, and only do those which are defensible.
  17. WE will use our tools and knowledge to also brand ourselves.
  18. WE will not merely add to the clutter.
  19. WE will not be lazy.

Do you agree or disagree?  Are there additions or subtractions to be made?

You tell me.

Fordvertising

Ford has actually made the leap, and finally did something bold.

That's right, they've not only hired Kelly Clarkson, but they also tied up Taylor Hicks.

Taylorhicksford

Obviously, I kid Ford.  And they deserve it.  They rolled out this Bold Moves campaign, not by actually being bold, but by merely saying that they are bold.  You remember that old thing where positioning your product meant you told your customers what you were, and the masses accepted it as true?  Well, apparently, Ford was feeling some positioning nostalgia, and, thankfully, the nostalgia has worn off.

Ford rolled out this new website, complete with dissenting opinions, not particularly flattering news, and a documentary, that, at the very least, took a marginally honest viewpoint of the state of their company.  Most bloggers have only been begrudgingly congratulatory to Ford. Some said that it only speaks to their stakeholders. 

Of course, but don't most campaigns?  Settle the troops.  Give them some tools to defend the company.  Don't let your supporters hang freely in the wind with nothing from you but some American Idol trainwreck.  I give them some big congratulations, and can only hope this will be successful for them.  Their eyes are opening, here's hoping the stay that way.

I'm still not buying a Ford anytime soon, but they've held back some on the bullshit, and gained a little respect in the process.

More Ford Talk:
AdFreak
AdJab
Adrants

Saatchi Nonsense

Maurice Saatchi recently made the case for a new initiative, one word equity.  From what I gather, he basically means, that today, with all of our changing media, ad clutter, life clutter, etc. what we need is too boldly...

...change our tagline strategy?

What?  Are there question marks over anyone else's foreheads?

Ok, I get it, we need to offer more simplicity.  We live in a complex world, one that's becoming more and more complex, and now, simplicity is more likely to cut through the clutter.  Except, of course, when it doesn't.

The problem here is with focus.  While he may be, well not right, but on the right track on the tagline thing, should that really be the main focus?  He sounds like Bush ranting about gay marriage.  Aren't there bigger things?

What we need is a refocus on the customer.  We need to find authentic messages that ring true to our brand, and to the communities that use them.  We need to offer our brand participants what they want to see, hear, use, not what we want, or wish they would see, hear and use.  We must focus on what is important, and that is what's important to them, not us.

As far as tags go, keep 'em short.  Make them true.  Make them mean something.  Or don't use them at all.  As long as you keep your focus on doing remarkable things for your customers, memorability will take care of itself.

Chroma has more thoughts.

The Backlash of Being Cool

So many people are out to become the next "in" thing.  To be the next cultural hit, always taking home run swings, when all they need is a single.

I started thinking about this when I had the thought, "Damnit, when will Apple just shut the fuck up?"  Apple jumped on a cultural shift and hit a massive home run with the IPod, and reinvigorated it's brand like John Travolta.  Everything's kicking in high gear, with far and wide praise, computers flying off the shelves, destruction of all other mp3 players, annoyingly smug ad campaigns, and on and on. 

But the thing about cool brands, they always have a relatively short shelf-life.  The cooler you get, the bigger the faction of people that hate you for your coolness.  There is a direct relationship between amount of cool, and amount of haters. 

It's just like any new wanna-be Studio 54 club in town.  When they first open up, there's long lines, VIP, and plenty of press.  But, eventually you won't be so new, and someone just as cool, but now newer will open and render you obsolete.  All the while, the laid back neighborhood bar can keep kicking for 20 years because they offer what cool can't, consistency.

I guess the point is, sometimes it's better to be consistent than it is to be cool.  You'll have a lot better shot of sticking around when this trend passes, and a new trend starts.

The Process of Elimination

You can usually tell when a company's been around for awhile.  Look around at layer after layer of processes, implemented to improve business efficiencies.  Generally, the older the company, the thicker the process.  And the more they're drowning in them.

The problem is, when the process trumps change, you can quickly find yourself old and behind the times, getting smacked around by a bunch of start-ups, beholden to nothing and no one.  The processes that were put in place to make the work better, and our working lives easier, ultimately become stifling, especially when allowed to exist without question.

But the leaders many times are the architects, and have the most to lose from their destruction.  So, what then?  Is the process the most important, or is the evolution/revolution of the final product?

So, I ask this of you management types - Force your employees to question you.  Find time to throw out the process altogether, and challenge your employees to do better.  Make them fight for their ideas ferociously, and give them the room to implement and improve on them.

Making the most badass product will always be more important than those extra few minutes it takes to get there.

New Adventures in Jackassery

It's always interesting hearing the traditional marketer (meaning traditional in MDS (media-dependency syndrome) and traditional in marketing values) who has begun learning some new technology.  It's kind of cute, really.  And it's obvious when their only intention is to take all their traditional model dogma and implant it into the new technology.  It's advertising 1.0 in a 2.0 world.

You'll know when you see these people because they may say any one of the following phrases:
    "I heard some guy talking about podcasting.  We should try that!!"
    "Can't we just play our regular TV spot on the internet?" 
    "I don't need to use it to market with it."

You get the point.  They get caught up with the fact that things are changing, but point the fingers straight at new technology, without realizing that it's not just the technology, it's what it allows the consumer to do.  It's how it changes our culture, and ultimately how we have to change the fundamental strategy behind the work we do.

Anyway, today, I asked a potential co-worker (this guy probably in his late 40's-ish) if he had a blog, which I thought was a fairly innocuous question, especially for someone trying to tout his new-media savvy.  His appalling answer, "Uhh, No, No I don't, and I don't have a myspace account, either, huh, huh, chuckle, chuckle."  He said it in this condescending way like blogs are just a bunch of teenagers, tech-geeks and creepy old women talking about their doll collections. 

What an ass.  First, Friggin' take a look around, man.  Blogs are changing the way journalists and media conglomerates do business.  It's changing the way we get our news and information.  It's completely leveling the playing field, and this ass thinks it's about MySpace?

And my second problem...Why the hell is he talking shit about MySpace?  MySpace is the fourth most popular site on the web and is on the forefront of the social media revolution. 

Point:  If you think blogs and online social communities are just for kids, then you better not work in marketing.  If you do, QUIT YOUR FUCKING JOB NOW!  And, if you think you don't need to become a part of it to understand and use it, I say again, QUIT YOUR FUCKING JOB NOW!

Businessman_1 Well, there's my rant for the day.  I'm all in knots over the Mavericks, and I'm taking it out on this guy, I know, but damnit...

If you want some more thoughts on the subject, Mack, over at Viral Garden, is all about joining the community.

Brewing Debate, User vs. Consumer

Simpsons

Joseph Jaffe's been involving himself in a semantic debate over the terminology User vs. Consumer, so I thought I'd quickly weigh in with my thoughts.

I think it's a little more simple than most people are trying to make it.

A USER is a person who uses your product or service. 

A CONSUMER is someone who consumes your brand.  For example, the consumer may be on different levels of the purchasing cycle, including pre-purchase.  A consumer is not necessarily a user or a customer.  They may just not be there, yet.  The consumer absorbs some aspect of your brand, whether it's the product itself, your brand messaging, their sister-in-law's experience, general word-of-mouth, overall impression of brand, what charities you are involved with, some accounting scandal they read about in the paper, etc.

The point is a consumer is not just a customer or a user, because it is also a potential customer, or a former customer you've already lost.  Only using the terms customer or user immediately eliminates your potential growth areas.

So, debate over?

Our Advertising Sucks

No one trusts, nor respects an advertiser.  That's a fact, and we should be ashamed of ourselves because we are the only ones to blame.  We ALL spam.  Every one of us.

Obviously, there's e-mail spam, and most of us agree that it's bad, and the majority of advertisers will scoff at the mention of e-mail marketing as just plain old spam in its lowest form. 

The problem is, it's almost ALL spam.  We spam people every day just to earn an extra buck.  We get slammed by thousands of messages a day, our landscapes are cluttered with ugly billboards, our trees are killed by billions of direct mail pieces overflowing our mailboxes daily.  Our televisions are overrun with shit advertising mostly with a SELL SELL SELL, high pressure attitude.  If it's not apparent on the screen, it's almost always there, just below the surface.  Our newspapers and magazines are a cluttered mess of coupons and messages made for everyone and appealing to no one.  We are all spammers, we all steal time from the people who need it most.  We do our best to sell the consumer by taking away what is most precious to many of them.  And it's time for it to stop.

It's time that we stood up against it, it's time we did what is right.  It's time we pointed fingers and did our best to out the worst of us, and the worst in us all.

Advertising today is impersonal, unethical, annoying, loud, boring, lazy, contrived, controlled, unwanted, hated, feared, cluttered, unavoidable, distrusted. 

If we did away with it all, and started it over, wiped our slates clean and made messages that were permitted, requested, helpful, appealing, engaging, responsive and conversational, then and only then can we regain our trust, and our respect.  Sometimes it's best to lose a few bucks in the short run to win back our customers in the end.

So, I propose this.  Ask yourself a few questions about your next campaign before you give it the green light;

Did I offer the customer something in return for their time?
Was it something they wanted?
Did they ask me to be there?
Did they want me there?
How will I respond to them when they speak up?
Do they trust what I have to say?

We are the only ones who can change our fate, or face retribution from the community in the end.  Responsible marketing doesn't mean just not spamming their e-mail accounts, it also means not spamming their lives.

Music for Your Next Apple Commercial

UPDATE: Go here to listen to a couple tunes from the new St. Vincent EP.

So, this will be my first in an on-going Saturday series, Music for Your Next Apple Commercial.  I’ll be featuring kickass up and coming, unsigned or at least non-major label bands that I love, and could be used in one of my company’s or maybe your company’s next campaign.

First, I wanted to start with someone that I simply can’t stop listening, too.  All I’ve heard is a few songs off an album she’s currently working on, and all I can say is, I’m floored.  It’s like hearing a song for the first time that just grabs a hold of you, and you just know it’s going to huge.

Enter Annie Clark, under the moniker of St. Vincent.  This is no understated mess, she’s going big, and it shows.  The music is oddly scattered, but in a good way. I don’t want to give the impression that it’s not cohesive, because it is.  It’s just that it heads in so many directions, all at the same time, that it creates these brilliant pictures in my head with every listen. 

She’s sort of like a Fiona Apple meets Ella Fitzgerald in a Broadway play. Her music just has a theatrical quality to it. She thunders through Paris is Burning, with dark horns, against a dark back drop.  It’s like a knife fight in a Kubrik film. Just crazy.  I love it.

All My Stars Aligned is just beautiful, with whimsical vocals, and flowing piano.  Decadent might be the perfect way to describe it. Marry Me John has a little more funk, and is a little more light-hearted. I really just can’t wait to hear what other tricks she’s got up her sleeve.  This album is sure to be a killer.

She also plays guitar in The Polyphonic Spree, the band that's made a name for itself for having 25+ of the happiest musicians of all time on stage at one time.  Annie is a recent addition, but look out for her to quickly surpass her bandmates in notoriety.  She's just too good.

St. Vincent Myspace
St. Vincent homepage
Interview with Annie

Lookout for Tuesday, with the first of another on-going series, Music For Your Next Ford Commercial, in which I'll feature big, over-produced shitty bands I hate.  It'll be fun!!

Consumer as King.

   

Too often, as marketers, we get caught up in arbitrary metrics, mainly the big two (reach and frequency). Unfortunately, there are huge problems with both of these.

   

Reach, for example, is the theoretical number of people who see your ad when it runs. Its theoretical for multiple reasons. First, its not based on actual viewing. Thesenumbers are based on who, based on a small sample of the viewership, extrapolated to the larger audience watched a given show. Of course, these numbers will never be correct, and I would suspect skew higher more often then lower, considering the number of dollars small differences in viewing can amount to. Secondly, these numbers are based more on when a tv is turned on, rather than when a person is actively viewing. How many of us simply have the tv on as background noise when we are getting ready for work, cooking dinner, working out, or using the internet? The answer will always be more than zero, thus immediately affecting your actual reach. Now, for the guys paying to keep the show on, then you have to think about channel skipping or ad skipping with the remote or the DVR when the commercials come one, further eliminating the actual commercial audience.

   

The point is, we simply rely on metrics that dont provide an actual audience, but more of a perceived audience. An audience we'd like to tell ourselves we have, rather than an audience we do have. The situation is even more bleak for radio, when station jumping is just a fact of life, especially with the coveted younger audience. And bleaker still for newspapers. All the ad numbers are based on circulation which is almost never a clear reflection of the actual readership. 

   

But then, you place an ad on a certain page of a certain section of the paper. How much of that circulation (already diminished by papers/mags left on the racks) actually read that section, which further diminishes the number. Now, what if you are on a page with content that only 5% of the readership even chooses to stop on (not many people actual go through and read each story, or even a story on each page of the paper). Then how many people's eyes actually travel across your ad, of the total circulation, and to a greater extent, how many stop to read your ad. Your CPM wouldn't look so hot if you would actually take an account for all this.

   

The good news is that most advertisers are waking up to these facts, and looking for real solutions. The solution has to be to first find new metrics. If we continue to base our livelihood on reach and frequency, technology will kill us. It's a notion that simply does not translate to this generation when every dollar has to be accounted for and proven. 

   

Part of the answer lies with a look at the big guy that the dinosaurs of advertising actually think threaten the industry. Our friend Google. The reason these guys exploded was not just for their advanced search algorithms, but also for their brilliant ad model. They actual expected their advertising to work (at least somewhat anyway) before they received a nickel. Crazy, right? Not so crazy. Obviously. SEM as become to be hugely important to every level of product, even in some low-involvement categories (think sharpie).

   

On a side note, this should tell every ad agency that we need to be preparing for an environment when market speak and using numbers to your advantage will NOT work. Its already happening (demanded by P&G) to the extent that marketers (advertisers) will be paid only based on the results they produce. Going in to the business relationship, a set of metrics and benchmarks will be agreed upon, and the marketer will be able to maximize its profits only by reaching these previously agreed upon goals. Technology will only further solidify this as a rule.

   

Now, back to the metrics that are important. A natural extension of the impotence of reach, is the impotence of frequency. To begin with, if you cant prove the reach, you cant prove the frequency. Its that simple. Furthermore, you cant really prove that someone watching an ad three times is actually any more inclined to by a product than someone watching it once, mainly because thats based on too many other factors. It MAY actual hold some psychological water in the days when someone would actual watch the ad all three times when it was played in front of their turned on tv, but the fact is, they don't. Another factor is the creative. Is your creative connecting with the right audience? Is it as relevant as it should be, or as engaging and interactive as it could be?

   

Macintosh ran the brilliant 1984 spot one time, people, one time. And its had legs for twenty years. God bless Lee Clow. So, you think it would have had more impact if it were played three times? I doubt it. Now, take an ad for Mattress Giant that would generally make me want to shoot myself rather than be forced to sit through it. Does playing that awful piece of garbage 3 times make me more likely to go there? What if I wasnt even in the market for a mattress in the first place? Another knock on the whole reach argument. 

   

The answer is relevant engagement In influencing the influencers. Simply displaying your ad in front of an audience (even if it does fit the loose frame of your target audience, which would take us to an argument of relevancy does one 25 year old white male = every 25 year old white male?uhh no.) does not make them sit up and listen.

   

The bottom line is messaging isn't just about playing ad and then crossing your fingers and hoping for the best. Advertising is a thing of the past, marketing is the thing of the future. PR, Advertising, Promotions, Word-of-Mouth, Search, Interactive, Operations and all the other core competencies yet to be created working together as a team. A symphony of discplines all working to treat each individual as an individual, and responding to their needs. Its about realizing were not just selling a product, but were working with people to help them find the things they want and love, and then making it easy for them to want and love us, and eventually for their friends to want and love us, too, and so on.

   

We're entering a period of the rebirth of the brand, and the ones who will win will be the ones less concerned with reach and frequency, and more concerned with engagement and empowerment, and even more importantly, giving people what they want.