Community Next Needs Me, and I Need You

Sometimes, you just have to say, it's worth a fucking shot.  So, with that, I need you, corporate America, to fund a little travel for your friend at Hee-Haw Marketing. My friend, Noah Kagan, has put together a fine showcase of blogger-ific humans to speak at the coolest conference to happen ever in the history of the planet earth. Community Next includes such speaking luminaries as Guy Kawasaki, the boys from Threadless, fellow Dallasite Jake McKee, founder of Fark Drew Curtis, and other webebrities discussing the in and outs of everything social media.

With your help, I can be there, too. I can even lead a Sunday brunch.

So, all I need is a grand. Not so bad, right? But what's in it for you?

First, you'll be the first and only ever official advertiser of Hee-Haw Marketing. That's worth at least millions of dollars already, but I won't stop there.

(2) You also get a post to use as your forum for whatever you'd like to say.
(3) The picture in the upper left will be changed to me wearing a "you-branded" t-shirt.
(4) For the next year, my business card will say on the back "Paul loves 'Your Company' the most."
(5) During the entire conference, I promise to wear your logo in three places of your choosing.
(6) Each post in the month of February will be linked to a page of your choosing.
(7) You get to give me money. And, because of that, my marketing expertise will be likely to make you money, too. See, we all win.

Ok, that's all I've thought of so far, but I'm sure the rest of you can think up some fun stuff I can give away to the sponsor. So, what else?

Oh, yeah, Community Next is on Feb. 10, so time is short...