My Favorite Masi

Back in my first year of college, my mom, like most moms,would send along a care package with laundry detergent, cookies, and assorted toiletries that my crappy job made it hard to afford.

Now, years removed from any of mom's care packaging, my favorite San Diegan, or San Diego-an, Tim "Masi Guy" Jackson, has taken over the job.

First, check out these sweet blue bike socks, complete with the Sock Guy logo.  Seriously, these socks are like a fine wine.  Only made with spandex.

And, because I'm from Texas, what sock would be complete without a voluptuous naked lady.

The best part about these socks is that they're not just made for racing, but also for recreating scenes from Risky Business on hardwood floors...

As if that weren't enough, he also sent along some "espresso" cups.  Rumor has it, they may also be good for whiskey.  But I wouldn't know anything about that.

And, look, the Masi guy even personalized them!

So, thanks Tim for the best fuckin' care package ever! (sorry mom). My sock guy gear will be worn proudly, and the shot, errr, espresso glasses will be a blogging keepsake, passed along through haw generations, starting with my first kiddo, Masi McEnany, and on down the line...