October Post of the Month: A Vote for Me is a Vote for You
I'm sorry to be the one to deliver this terrible news to you guys. Please, if you're not sitting, do so now...
Hee-Haw is locked in what surely will be the epic-est of battles, the battle for October supremacy on Russell Davies' blog. Now, ordinarily that would be great news, and it was. Until I started losing. Horribly losing.
As you know, the winner of the Post of the Month gets showered with imaginary gifts, and a slight, momentary feeling of accomplishment. But this loss could be a huge hit to the Haw psyche.
And the main competition. this guy. Where's the Sausage.
From his bio:
"I'm the Founder and Managing Partner of the brandgym, a network of
brand coaches that helps teams develop an inspiring vision AND the
action plans to turn it into growth. I'm lucky to work with on some
great brands including T-Mobile, Hellmann's, Bertolli, Top Gear, Peroni
and Mars."
Do we really need another raging braggart to win all the good awards and all the glory? Hee Haw is a man of the people. And, I heard the sausage guy wants to raise your taxes. You don't want that to happen, do you?
And, more competition, from this guy, Faris Yakob.
"Now then, let's think about transmedia planning. In this model, there would be an evolving non-linear brand narrative. Different channels could be used to communicate different, self-contained elements of the brand narrative that build to create an larger brand world. Consumers then pull different parts of the story together themselves."
Ok, Faris, that's great that you know big words like "linear" and "narrative" and "different," but how about we leave the condescending, know-it-all attitude for the liberals, ok? I really don't need to hear you droning on about your "facts" and "theories," when I've got my gut, thanks. Oh, and Faris said, get this, that global warming was REAL! I know, I couldn't believe it either.
So, that's it, a vote for this post is a vote for the people. And, a vote for those two is a vote for killing puppies.
*paid for by the people for hee-haw, cute puppies and kittens, too.
And, it's official. This past election cycle has rotted my brain. Big ups to Cam for submitting the post, and Armano for seconding. Thanks!