Tune In Saturdays: The Explorers Club

ThexplorersclubIt appears the only internet I'll have for the next few days belongs to Starbucks, so this will be the shortest of short Tune Ins. This week, it's the Beach Boys minus the hangover with South Carolina's own, The Explorers Club.

At this point, you can only buy a 4 song ep on Itunes, but the first full length is on the way.

The Explorers Club - Forever (mp3)

From Stylus:

"To be fair, the Explorers Club themselves most definitely deserve the assist on that front; it’s hard not to objectify a band’s music when they’re clearly just as fetishistic as you. On paper, their sound probably isn’t anything too remarkable—“Hey guys! I just found another band that loves the Beach Boys!” “Is that the Association I hear in there?” etc.—but wait until you hear this stuff play out. Their EP might as well be one twenty-minute treatise on the ecstasies of getting something to sound just right—after all, it’s one thing to admire Carl Wilson or Phil Spector’s gifts, but it’s another thing entirely to try to make use of similar gifts in the same way."

Attack of the Twitterati

Twittertimeline1_1Because we can, it looks like Armano and I will both be morphing our blogs into twitter fan blogs. Oh, I love you, twitter. It's only been a couple days, and I can't get you out of my head (or my heart).

Well, maybe that's speaking with some level of exaggeration. Either way, check out my spiffy new friends' timeline in the right sidebar. Now you're not only stuck with my random bullshit ramblings, but all of my new twitter friends' random ramblings, as well.

Don't fear it. You will succumb to the twitterati.

Twitter is Bitter. It's Opposite Rhyming Day!

Driving1_3As you'll probably notice, my threshold for trying new things is about 20 minutes, so I was very proud of myself for staying off twitter. Well, until now. In the right sidebar, you'll be getting regular updates on what you never really wanted to know in the first place, what I'm doing in real time. It'd be fucking awesome if they'd tie in with google calendar so I could track my hours at work with it, too.

So far, I've found Armano, Drew, Brent and Dino on there. Where are you?

As a side note, I found out today that it's a BAD idea to fuck with twitter while driving 70 down a busy highway. I really enjoy pulling 180's, the smell of burnt rubber, and staring down oncoming traffic. And even weirder, I don't think my heart jumped or my breathing changed at all. I think technology is turning me into a robot.

And the meme goes 'round

You may have noticed that the Masi Guy has served his time as the featured blog of the week. He wore the title valiantly, but it's time to pass the flame to the Chaos Scenario kingpin, Cam Beck.

I also got tagged. Again. For another meme. Which I love. Trust me. I really like them.  After this, I'm going to start another meme, top 5 memes about memes.. That ought to be fun! Ah, I kid, I kid.

But since Tim is the greatest, (Seriously, I'm joking around here, but Tim kicks some serious ass), I decided to take part in this meme, Top 5 Reasons why you blog. But,  because I'm so awesome, I thought I'd do a graphical representation of why I blog.

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Tune In Saturdays: Charlotte Gainsbourg

CharlotteThis week could be considered a new throwback, in a way. Charlotte Gainsbourg makes me think of what it could have been like to live in Paris in the 60's. She's incredible. The music was written by the boys from french electronic pop duo Air, with lyrical collaboration from Jarvis Cocker of Pulp, Neil Hannon of The Divine Comedy and production by Radiohead, Beck and Paul McCartney's producer, Nigel Godrich. And, it sounds pretty much like you'd expect a resume like that to sound.

From the Guardian:

"What stops 5:55 being a well-meaning pastiche, what makes the album touching rather ghoulish, is the sheer quality of the songwriting. Charlotte Gainsbourg is, it seems, a difficult customer in front of the microphone - she apparently overcame her shyness by singing while hidden under a sheet - but her reticence seems to have forced everyone else involved to the top of their game. Exquisite melodies and heart-stopping choruses abound..."

Hotness.

Home+MySpace+Video of The Songs that We Sing below.

We Sell things

It's been much too quiet around here this week, so with Sean and Gavin doing so much good thinking, I thought I'd upload something I was screwing around with a few weeks ago.

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Looking back now, it looks like a total mess. In a way, I like it. It sort of visually explains just how disorderly the branding process is in reality, no matter how much we like to think we can control it. (we=they).

The idea is this, a person plus their community feeds the brand idea, which is revealed through various media, etc. These media then support the evidence of the brand idea which feeds the community that filters the message back to the person.

I feel like it's missing something. Which is ridiculous considering what a wreck it is already. It's probably missing space.

Joost vs. Babelgum, the future of teevee?

J_06blog_wbr_overlay_2As word comes down that Viacom is ditching YouTube for little-known start-up Joost, I thought now would be a good time to compare the two big players in the peer-to-peer television network game, and whether or not either one can put a dent in the telecom stronghold.

Joost and Babelgum both use peer to peer technology, essentially meaning the backbone of their infrastructures, such as bandwidth, is supplied by its users. I don’t pretend to understand all the technological aspects, but basically, they’re both working to create an easy method of viewing video on your computers, and as your computers more easily link to television sets, that as well.

While clearly there’s opportunity for these new networks to break the old network structure of simply them to us, there’s obviously some major hurdles to cross as they work to avoid YouTube’s perceived pitfalls.Babelgumscreen1jpg

A little background, Joost (originally called the Venice Project) is the brainchild of the founders of both Kazaa and Skype, Niklas Zennstrom, and Janus Friis. Although Kazaa still technically exists, it was essentially a casualty of the RIAA crackdown that gobbled up most peer to peer networks like Napster. Skype, a VoIP (voice over internet protocol) was bought by Ebay for 2.5 billion dollars.

Babelgum, was founded by Silvio Scaglia, who was also the founder of fastweb, an Italian telecom.

Before I compare the two, it’s more important to talk about their common challenges, as those may be the greatest battles of all.

J_04blog_wbr_nav_info First, can the web support it? You’ll hear many people, Mark Cuban especially, talk about how the infrastructure of the web wasn’t made for, and can’t handle extreme proliferation of video on the scale of YouTube, or P2P networks such as these. And, he’s probably right. Our current systems would likely crumble under the pressure of successful launches of either one of these new platforms, possibly screeching the flow of information on the web to a near stand still. These could be very real challenges we face, but I can’t believe that these problems will not be overcome.

Simply put, there is money to be made in updating our systems to the point these can be handled. Lots of money. Cuban-esque wealth, even. And, when there’s money to be made, there’s usually someone out there who will figure out how to make it. So, does this mean strengthening the pathways or better condensing the files? I don’t pretend to know, but I’d be willing to bet someone will figure it out.

Second, can they offer as much functionality as a DVR? Why would I use these networks if they’re just not as good as what I already have? Neither can fast forward or rewind easily. That’s a huge problem for me, as the blogosphere has already taken my attention span down to that of a gnat. I like to jump around, and they need to make it easier to do so.Babelgum6jpg

If they won’t offer those simple features, Tivo could have a greater opportunity by integrating the two. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re already considering this direction as an enhancement to the television we know today.

Third, how much quality content will each have? Neither Joost, nor Bablegum seem interested in becoming a heavily user-generated experience, which can be a good thing, as long as they make it easy for serious vloggers and amateur producers to upload their own stuff, too. I don’t have much problem with the lack of inclusion of fourteen year-olds bemoaning the state of humanity into their parent’s web cam, but there should be some sort of happy medium between the two.

There’s real opportunity in helping to further steal back control from the networks, and allowing the users to become the stars. We really have no way to know how open they’ll be at this point, but I’d hope that neither looks to become just another monolith.

J_01blog_otf_nav Fourth, how will advertising be treated in this space? Both networks plan to be completely advertiser supported, but how? Will they try to jam the thirty second spot down our throats? Will we still have to deal with three minute commercial blocks? If the answer is yes, then give it up now. They’ll be wasting their time.

They have to innovate from the beginning, giving the control of the delicate balance of advertising to content back to the users, and not letting the almighty buck overwhelm that need. Using the Bebo, or Flip model of allowing users to have some level of choice in the advertising they see would be a good start, but my hope is that the commercial breaks will be minimal, and advertisers could work with the networks toward a more mutually beneficial end.

But, with that said, how do these networks stack up against each other? Comparing is a bit of a challenge give that they’re both barely into their infancy. But, here it goes…

CONTENT:

Joost obviously has the advantage here. Even before the addition of the extra Viacom content pulled from YouTube, the breadth of shows is much greater, and actually somewhat overwhelming if you have no agenda from the start.

Babelgum needs to make some content deals badly, or open it up to the masses. They do have some good stuff, but it doesn’t take long to get bored and start searching for the TV remote.

As both these networks are in Beta, I don’t want to spend too much time with this. It’s much more important what they will do, rather than what they are doing currently.


Winner: Joost

SEARCH:

One of my favorite Joost attributes is the ability to search for shows, then create a channel based on that request. For instance, I could search for Paris Hilton, and then only receive shows that involve her in some way on that channel.Joostparissearch

With that said, Joost’s search is still not anywhere near the level it needs to get to. One of the advantages of platforms like this is quantity of content. Because of this, it will be necessary to easily find new shows. They do provide a “joost suggests” section, but I’d much rather have the ability to search shows based on popularity and view count.

Another major issue is with linking. It’s incredibly important to the health of both these networks that they find a way to easily link to shows from social networks. Right now, it’s much too hard to share content with your friends.

Babelgum is way further behind with search. Simply, they don’t have it. Until this feature is added, I really don’t understand what the point is.


Winner: Joost

PICTURE QUALITY:

Babelgum2 Actually, both are surprisingly good. Now, I wouldn’t exactly call them television quality, but they’re definitely better than expected. I doubt many people would actually turn up their noses. The problem with getting much higher quality is the likelihood of skipping, which will kill either one of these networks quickly.

Luckily, I didn’t really have many skipping or quality problems with either.


Winner: It’s a wash
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DESIGN:

Both these guys definitely look sleek, especially Babelgum. It has a bit of an advantage with the smaller amount of content, so it'll be interesting to see how it looks as they add functionality.

 
Winner: Babelgum

USABILITY:

Both networks will have their share of troubles here as they move towards faster expansion. Even regular techies will probably have a few “huh?” moments as they navigate through the process. Some of these little quirks take getting used to, and some still leave me with question marks.

For instance, Joost’s channel selection is a little awkward. They force you to switch between the channel guide and my channels to check out shows. So, to sample a show, you actually have to add the channel, which is a little annoying.Repeater_1

Also, when scrolling through menus, you never come to the end, it just starts repeating. On the main menu, you’ll see a rotating list of help and preferences (like help, preferences, help, preferences…), which can be a pain when your scrolling through a list of more than a couple items. I generally want to know when I’m to the end.

Babelgum suffers from the same inconsistencies. You can add your own channels, but I couldn’t figure how the hell to add any shows to them. They do have a nice feature where you can add a show to a “videos” section, but it’s still quite difficult to maneuver.

 
Winner: Joost

TOOLS:

J_07blog_nettwerk_myj_1 Both these networks are touting their social aspects, which could really offer a tangible added benefit to regular television. This is also where Joost shows the largest advantage over Babelgum. With features like channel chat, which, as the names suggests, allows you to chat with others watching the same channel, integration with Google Talk, and the ability to create News Tickers by adding RSS feeds, Joost is well on their way to creating a more robust social network.

On the Babelgum site, they claim to help you, “Discover new content through friends, contacts and people with shared interests, and tell others about the content you love or hate.” I didn’t see anything that would allow for this, but if they’re making these statements, I would hope they’re on the way.

Neither network is anywhere near where they have to get. Although both allow for user ratings, neither yet allows for user reviews, which will be radically important in differentiating from normal television. I would hope that each will be creating (or buying) a social networking site to coincide with the platform as well. Building a YouTube or MySpace-like personal page, with user information, favorite shows, etc., will make it much easier to navigate through, and find quality shows.

 

Winner: Joost

Overall, Joost is obviously much more advanced than Babelgum, but as I said, their competition is less with each other, and more with the obstacles they collectively face at this point. But, with proven innovators at the helm of both, it’s not unlikely that one of these players will change television as we know it.

Big thanks to Greg Verdino for the Joost beta token.

Repost of my latest Madison Avenue Journal article.

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Hee-Haw Hijack Hijinx!

Timmasiguy_1 by: Tim "Masi Guy" Jackson

Hell yeah… I am taking this bee-yotch as my… well… bee-yotch! For all the fans of the amazing Haw- I am sorry for the words you are about to read. This is going to hurt you much more than it is going to hurt me… and probably Paul most of all.

When I first saw that the comment section of the contest post had just a few remaining comments left until a winner was chosen, my palms got a little sweaty and that weird nervous twitch I get in the corner of my eye came back. If I’m not mistaken, I think I might’ve even spilled my beer. I honestly can’t remember… it was a whirlwind of emotions and nausea. Feverishly, almost in a trance-like state, I began typing comments as quickly as I could. I don’t know that my fingers have ever moved so quickly across the keyboard. My excitement at that moment was something akin to a child on Christmas morning… or the same child around noon on Easter after consuming a half dozen Cadbury Crème Eggs. Twitchy, jittery and ready to vomit.

You can only imagine my overwhelming joy when Paul emailed me with, “fuck, you win already… just stop the damn comments!” I know he was excited too. I could sense it in his words. He knew he’d gotten a worthy “winner”/ blog surrogate. The moment was almost electric. Seriously…

Once that first moment of bliss began to wear off, I suddenly began to ask myself “what the fuck am I going to write?” I mean, Paul/ Hee-Haw is a real heavy hitter now. I mean, Top 25, a member of the Beyond Madison Avenue crew, a contributor to the Madison Avenue Journal, exposer of the Kohl’s store fiasco and world famous potty mouth. Those are some damned big shoes to fill… even if he is a little guy.

Now that Paul has hit the big time and is “the next big thing” in the marketing world, it is important to keep the impressive reputation of The Haw in my thoughts. I mean, for fuck’s sake… this IS the Hee-Haw Marketing blog! Damn, that’s heavy on a guy’s mind.

So as I’ve been chewing on this piece of gristle since the 21st, I’ve been thinking of all the cool and fun things I could do. I thought that maybe I could do a music review of Kenny G, Yanni or maybe an old Backstreet Boys album. Something that would totally destroy his standing as a pusher of good new music. Then I thought maybe I could write some torrid love letter about the joys of spam email marketing. You know, something that would make Paul sound like one of “those” slimy marketers that give us all a bad reputation. I thought that might be kind of fun.

Then it hit me, I could something that Paul is guaranteed not to ever do (aside from use Spell-check); I could roast Paul and try to find good things to say about the kid. Not all gushy or anything, but a little praise for the little Dallas Diva we’ve all come to know and love. Oh yeah, and since Paul is usually far briefer than this, I thought it would be fun to write something really longwinded too! That oughta teach him a lesson…

Now that I’ve slurped down a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon… here we go…

We all know Paul as one of the most foulmouthed of all of us. Paul not only uses more exclamation points than the entire population of Rhode Island, but he drops more F-Bombs than an entire Marine brigade. It’s hard to imagine that he kisses his sweet mother with that mouth, let alone that he ever managed to find a job outside of the prison system. The thing is, damn the little fucker, he usually finds a way to use all those damned expletives to prove a fucking point. The little shithead has a fucking knack for using them in a way that highlights a point in an amusing way. Not only is he a foulmouthed, snot-nosed punk, but the son-of-bitch (no offense to Mom) is also pretty fucking smart. Damnit!

Outside of his closeted love for boy bands and sniffing glue, he’s also got a pretty decent ear for music. I almost hate to admit that out of all of his Tune In Saturdays, there have really only been a couple of selections of his that didn’t really get me toe tappin’ or head bangin’. Paul was super cool enough to send me one of his selections, Baboon, and the damned CD stayed in my car and got played almost non-stop for a couple months. For a kid who can barely manage to keep his fingers out of his nose, he actually appears to know something about good music.

If I were an Evil Marketer, one of those icky creatures who stuffs my mailbox or inbox with unwanted crap, or one of those idiots with no idea what it means to engage the customer and ask them what they want and how their experience could be improved (you know who you are), I’d be really terrified of Paul. In spite of his poor hygiene, he’s got a laser-like focus on sniffing out jackasses and exposing them as the frauds and hacks that they are. The proverbial “little guy” is well defended and cared for by Mr. Haw.

Paul, though frequently found stirring his martinis with his fingers (which, as I’ve said, are frequently up his nose), is also a very progressive thinker when it comes to politics and worthy causes. He’s probably as much of a bedwetting liberal as I am, but he’s pretty ballsy too. He’s not one to mince words or shy away from pushing an agenda- he’s more likely to swig a pint of dime store gin and head to his computer and fire off a fully formed and well thought out rant on a topic. Sadly, I have to admit that the kid does a damned good job of putting his thoughts together and combining his outrage and activism into actual action. That’s fairly rare these days and I admire his guts… even if I question his grammar from time to time.

Here’s the point; there’s more to the fact that Paul has gone over the 1,000 comment mark than just his contest and the fact that most of us who come here and read his blog are a bunch of raging smartasses. It’s because the kid writes simple, thought provoking posts that draw us in and/ or force us to think. For somebody who has probably been thrown out of all the reputable bars/ clubs in Dallas, he’s got a way with words and turns a phrase around and chews on it until he gets to the real meat of his thoughts. Those condensed and distilled thoughts come across powerfully sometimes. Other times they are fun or silly, maybe even insulting (to those he’s taking a shot at), but they are almost always spot on. All of us, who have taken the time out of our day to come see what kind of vitriol Paul has spewed, have gotten sucked in at least once. There will be that one line, one thought, one entire post that grabs you by the scruff of your neck and sucks you in to Paul’s strange little world. Maybe it’s the music. Maybe it’s the analysis of Super Bowl ads. Maybe it’s the near half-mad ramblings of youth railing against an authority that has got him pinned down and pissed off. Maybe it’s just the fact that he fucking swears like a horny sailor with too much to drink and too little else to do. Who the fuck knows?

Paul- as one of your more frequent readers and commenters, I’m really honored to get to be the person who gets to hijack your fucking blog! I hope that the fire in your belly continues to burn bright and that your rage never diminishes. We need more folks like you, frankly. I know that I often come here and find myself inspired. More than once I’ve thought, “why the hell didn’t I say that?” We’re all better off because you’re here screaming at the world. Don’t stop now, just because you’re a big fish in our little pond. Keep the flame burning and throw another rage log on the angry fire!

Happy 1,000th.