Music for your next Ford commercial

I came into this new blog understanding that I need some definites to keep me writing, especially with the somewhat long hours, and excessive blog reading I do. Usually by the end of it, I'm ready to go to bed.  So I decided to start with some daily series about things I'm interested in.  Hence the Saturday weekly post, which will feature bands that I think would work well, or you'll probably see prominently in upcoming ad campaigns.  Saturday's easy.  Tuesday, not so much.

I just forced myself to roll through a bunch of shit that I hate, and might also be making my ears bleed.  Although there's an abundance of this crap out there, it sucks my soul, so I've decided to move in another direction.  Who really wants to hear crappy music, anyway?

I'll give you one little tidbit here, which will be my one and only post on the subject.  HIM.  That's the band and they suck.  Some old man marketer will no doubt, and probably already has, sign these guys up to "connect with the kids".  If you dare listen, you might not want to eat beforehand.

The asswhip of HIM.

As an aside, I'll figure some things out this weekend, and get a little post schedule together.

BusRadio gets a go to hell

Good for Steve Hall over at AdRants and Commercial Alert for calling out BusRadio as the unethical bastards they are. 

BusRadio is a company with plans of placing ad-supported radio systems into school buses.  They are due to test in Massachusetts, reaching roughly 100,000 students this fall, with plans to expand nationally by September 2007.

It's disgusting to me how some marketers will stop at nothing to sell, and guys like these are why people don't trust us.  We just look like two bit used car salesman with no souls, and the more of us that stand up against the bad guys, the better. Sometimes that extra incremental .2% just isn't worth it when you put children at risk.

Thou Shall Not Comment

The whole blogosphere seems to be in an uproar about Seth Godin.   The A-List blogger of all A-List bloggers has been somewhat notorious for not allowing comments on his blog.  But then, out of nowhere, Willy Wonka turned the lights on.

The interesting thing here is that he has already created a huge community based on the principles in his books Purple Cow and All Marketers are Liars, among others, as well as his blog.  It's a huge, blog-affluent crowd, that would largely like to have the opportunity to share, discuss, and debate his ideas, but unfortunately, Seth doesn't seem to want to make it easy on us.

His explanation is this, "First, I feel compelled to clarify or to answer every objection or to point out every flaw in reasoning. Second, it takes way too much of my time to even think about them, never mind curate them. And finally, and most important for you, it permanently changes the way I write. Instead of writing for everyone, I find myself writing in anticipation of the commenters. I'm already itching to rewrite my traffic post below. So, given a choice between a blog with comments or no blog at all, I think I'd have to choose the latter."

Fine, I guess.  It's his house, and he has the right to treat his blog however he feels.  And those who don't like it, have the right to not read it.  If this so called Godingate is what slays the dragon, then it would be a shame, but if that's the gamble he'd like to take, more power to him.

The unfortunate thing is he had a real opportunity to solidify Seth, the brand, here.  His blog is mostly an extension of his books, and a one-way communication vehicle.  By expanding, and opening his thoughts to the masses for debate, the Godin brand, really could have grown even larger, and connected his constituency even closer.  And it would have been a nice treat for those of us who have enjoyed hearing his thoughts for the past few years.

I'm not going anywhere, mainly because Seth has been so influential in my young career, but it would have been nice if he had taken the other route.

I think it should be noted that Seth has always been quick to respond to email's, and always forthcoming, and at times funny in his response.  I think he should be commended for that, at least.

All the talk is here.  (Via Viral Garden)

Music for Your Next Apple Commercial

UPDATE: Go here to listen to a couple tunes from the new St. Vincent EP.

So, this will be my first in an on-going Saturday series, Music for Your Next Apple Commercial.  I’ll be featuring kickass up and coming, unsigned or at least non-major label bands that I love, and could be used in one of my company’s or maybe your company’s next campaign.

First, I wanted to start with someone that I simply can’t stop listening, too.  All I’ve heard is a few songs off an album she’s currently working on, and all I can say is, I’m floored.  It’s like hearing a song for the first time that just grabs a hold of you, and you just know it’s going to huge.

Enter Annie Clark, under the moniker of St. Vincent.  This is no understated mess, she’s going big, and it shows.  The music is oddly scattered, but in a good way. I don’t want to give the impression that it’s not cohesive, because it is.  It’s just that it heads in so many directions, all at the same time, that it creates these brilliant pictures in my head with every listen. 

She’s sort of like a Fiona Apple meets Ella Fitzgerald in a Broadway play. Her music just has a theatrical quality to it. She thunders through Paris is Burning, with dark horns, against a dark back drop.  It’s like a knife fight in a Kubrik film. Just crazy.  I love it.

All My Stars Aligned is just beautiful, with whimsical vocals, and flowing piano.  Decadent might be the perfect way to describe it. Marry Me John has a little more funk, and is a little more light-hearted. I really just can’t wait to hear what other tricks she’s got up her sleeve.  This album is sure to be a killer.

She also plays guitar in The Polyphonic Spree, the band that's made a name for itself for having 25+ of the happiest musicians of all time on stage at one time.  Annie is a recent addition, but look out for her to quickly surpass her bandmates in notoriety.  She's just too good.

St. Vincent Myspace
St. Vincent homepage
Interview with Annie

Lookout for Tuesday, with the first of another on-going series, Music For Your Next Ford Commercial, in which I'll feature big, over-produced shitty bands I hate.  It'll be fun!!

Consumer as King.

   

Too often, as marketers, we get caught up in arbitrary metrics, mainly the big two (reach and frequency). Unfortunately, there are huge problems with both of these.

   

Reach, for example, is the theoretical number of people who see your ad when it runs. Its theoretical for multiple reasons. First, its not based on actual viewing. Thesenumbers are based on who, based on a small sample of the viewership, extrapolated to the larger audience watched a given show. Of course, these numbers will never be correct, and I would suspect skew higher more often then lower, considering the number of dollars small differences in viewing can amount to. Secondly, these numbers are based more on when a tv is turned on, rather than when a person is actively viewing. How many of us simply have the tv on as background noise when we are getting ready for work, cooking dinner, working out, or using the internet? The answer will always be more than zero, thus immediately affecting your actual reach. Now, for the guys paying to keep the show on, then you have to think about channel skipping or ad skipping with the remote or the DVR when the commercials come one, further eliminating the actual commercial audience.

   

The point is, we simply rely on metrics that dont provide an actual audience, but more of a perceived audience. An audience we'd like to tell ourselves we have, rather than an audience we do have. The situation is even more bleak for radio, when station jumping is just a fact of life, especially with the coveted younger audience. And bleaker still for newspapers. All the ad numbers are based on circulation which is almost never a clear reflection of the actual readership. 

   

But then, you place an ad on a certain page of a certain section of the paper. How much of that circulation (already diminished by papers/mags left on the racks) actually read that section, which further diminishes the number. Now, what if you are on a page with content that only 5% of the readership even chooses to stop on (not many people actual go through and read each story, or even a story on each page of the paper). Then how many people's eyes actually travel across your ad, of the total circulation, and to a greater extent, how many stop to read your ad. Your CPM wouldn't look so hot if you would actually take an account for all this.

   

The good news is that most advertisers are waking up to these facts, and looking for real solutions. The solution has to be to first find new metrics. If we continue to base our livelihood on reach and frequency, technology will kill us. It's a notion that simply does not translate to this generation when every dollar has to be accounted for and proven. 

   

Part of the answer lies with a look at the big guy that the dinosaurs of advertising actually think threaten the industry. Our friend Google. The reason these guys exploded was not just for their advanced search algorithms, but also for their brilliant ad model. They actual expected their advertising to work (at least somewhat anyway) before they received a nickel. Crazy, right? Not so crazy. Obviously. SEM as become to be hugely important to every level of product, even in some low-involvement categories (think sharpie).

   

On a side note, this should tell every ad agency that we need to be preparing for an environment when market speak and using numbers to your advantage will NOT work. Its already happening (demanded by P&G) to the extent that marketers (advertisers) will be paid only based on the results they produce. Going in to the business relationship, a set of metrics and benchmarks will be agreed upon, and the marketer will be able to maximize its profits only by reaching these previously agreed upon goals. Technology will only further solidify this as a rule.

   

Now, back to the metrics that are important. A natural extension of the impotence of reach, is the impotence of frequency. To begin with, if you cant prove the reach, you cant prove the frequency. Its that simple. Furthermore, you cant really prove that someone watching an ad three times is actually any more inclined to by a product than someone watching it once, mainly because thats based on too many other factors. It MAY actual hold some psychological water in the days when someone would actual watch the ad all three times when it was played in front of their turned on tv, but the fact is, they don't. Another factor is the creative. Is your creative connecting with the right audience? Is it as relevant as it should be, or as engaging and interactive as it could be?

   

Macintosh ran the brilliant 1984 spot one time, people, one time. And its had legs for twenty years. God bless Lee Clow. So, you think it would have had more impact if it were played three times? I doubt it. Now, take an ad for Mattress Giant that would generally make me want to shoot myself rather than be forced to sit through it. Does playing that awful piece of garbage 3 times make me more likely to go there? What if I wasnt even in the market for a mattress in the first place? Another knock on the whole reach argument. 

   

The answer is relevant engagement In influencing the influencers. Simply displaying your ad in front of an audience (even if it does fit the loose frame of your target audience, which would take us to an argument of relevancy does one 25 year old white male = every 25 year old white male?uhh no.) does not make them sit up and listen.

   

The bottom line is messaging isn't just about playing ad and then crossing your fingers and hoping for the best. Advertising is a thing of the past, marketing is the thing of the future. PR, Advertising, Promotions, Word-of-Mouth, Search, Interactive, Operations and all the other core competencies yet to be created working together as a team. A symphony of discplines all working to treat each individual as an individual, and responding to their needs. Its about realizing were not just selling a product, but were working with people to help them find the things they want and love, and then making it easy for them to want and love us, and eventually for their friends to want and love us, too, and so on.

   

We're entering a period of the rebirth of the brand, and the ones who will win will be the ones less concerned with reach and frequency, and more concerned with engagement and empowerment, and even more importantly, giving people what they want.