Dallas is Full of Stupider People and Saggier Pants

DumbshitdallasoohIn an earlier post, we found out the Dallas is full of stupid people and saggy pants, and now, with a special thanks to rabid Rad Sox fan Lori Magno, we have confirmation on both counts.

Not only do we waste money on the stupidest, ugliest, shittiest, most asinine billboards of all time, we can't even get the grammar right. I guess that's what we get for worrying more about our clothing policies than our piss poor educational system.

Pullem' Up?

So it doesn't mean Pull Them Up, with the apostrophe replacing the th?

Morons...

Good week in the Bloggy Blogger Blogosphere.

JointheconversationBig ups to one of the more outspoken champions of new media, Joseph Jaffe, for the release of his new book, "Join the Mother Fuckin' Conversation, yo." Wait, scratch that. I think it's just called Join the Conversation. I was close, though. Anyway, we've Bumrushed the iTunes Charts for Black Lab, now it's time to Bumrush the Amazon Charts for the double J. Tomorrow (Sunday) is buy day. Do it.

My former and hopefully future vidcast co-host (along with the very artistic Sean), Gavin, has a new media contest a'brewin'. Go read for yourself, but basically the Bargain Queen has asked for social media marketing ideas to reach the male fashion gift buyer this Christmas. Winner gets an IPod. (Oh, and Gavin, feel free to go ahead and send it to me now). Get your thinking caps on! (does anybody still say thinking cap? That's okay, cause I do) (How many asides is that in this paragraph?)

Ah, Radiohead. Wouldn't have bought the album if it were in the store. But, I bought it cause they were trying something new, and seems there were a lot like me. 1.2 Million albums sold later at an average of 8 bucks a pop with no distribution costs past some bandwith and no shitty record label to get in the way, that's about 10 million bucks in a week. One week. That's more albums sold than their past three combined. Good for them for being first, I'm guessing take 2 will look different. But different how?

Work lightens a bit in a couple weeks. Then I'll be back in full force.

Consumer Generated Reviews and the ROI of Impact.

Attention6Original Madison Avenue Journal Article here.

In one sense, a brand means trust, the comfort of knowing that you probably won’t have to buy the same thing twice. Back in the old days (you know, like the 80’s), built up trust was much easier to retain. Bad brand experiences could generally be confined to small groups in small areas if handled correctly.

But in the age of hyper-connectivity, the age of endless, easily-searchable information, these small groups can efficiently find each other and connect.

A new Deloitte study revealed what most of us probably already knew, consumer generated online reviews received insanely high trust scores. 99% of internet users find them either very or somewhat credible. Which begs the question, where the hell do we fit in? Strategy doesn't mean much when the product has a fatal flaw, and no matter how deftly we build up a media buy, it falls flat if the product happens to, let's say, poison children. But it's even scarier in the un-extreme cases where brands mean less because they signify less. Lower priced items still have to beat the quality barrier to have a shot of making it past the reviews, so it starts to become much like the pharmaceutical problem of two identical products with different labels.Consumergeneratedtrust

So again, where do we fit?

Seems to me we sit now in the middle, somewhere between useful and totally inept in a world that little else matters than the voice of the people. But luckily many of those people are still vain, so brands as badges still holds true, keeping us afloat on the relevancy scale for now.

But it looks as though there will be a split in objectives. Some agencies will satisfy the need for business strategy, a direct response, ROI driven model that is all about immediate needs of the marketplace, while more closely tying together with logistical business demands and CEO vision.

And the other side will focus on the need to capture imagination, to gain attention, to give permission for companies to be talked about. And here, experience will be more important than ever.

The difference in strategy with experience is that we’re not just creating ads for the sake of informing the publics, but we’re leading the loudest 10% into deeper relationships, while giving them permission to discuss these with the other 90%. This is what makes integration so vital. You don’t walk away from awareness and reach for a deep connection with a few, just like you don’t walk away from the few for the many. It’s the advertising equivalent of the balance of faithfulness and promiscuity.

If we look at average number of searches for certain product before and during larger campaigns, you’ll notice that with the added awareness, an obvious thing happens, the search queries for that product increases. You’ve intrigued enough people that at the very least, they’d like to hear more.

At that point, you have to be there waiting for them with the kind of experience that makes sense for that target and that market, and then supply those people with the tools to tell their friends, all those people stuck back in the ‘awareness’ stage.

So, the traditional part is easy. Buy enough media and enough people will hear about you. But, finding the right message that allows people to open up to not only what you have to say, but what their friends say, is more important than ever in an environment in which those conversations carry so much weight.

But, back to my point. We hear a lot about agencies re-integrating, and companies consolidating their marketing dollars with fewer agencies. And while all this is probably for the best as creative and media have already become more deeply connected than ever before, it may not be far enough. The kind of integration we need is the meshing of ROI and Attention models. Both are fantastically important, and neither one will be going away. Unfortunately you’ll find too often that it’s one or the other, not a balance of the two.

While our strategies are becoming more involved, and expanded to include more methods, it’ll be even more important to have steady hands to guide the process, understanding not only what makes people tick, but what makes business tick and finding happy balances that bring both these goals into alignment. That’s the kind of integration we need in order to stay relevant.

So can we really affect what a person writes in a review? Maybe not. But by understanding the delicate balance of business objectives and the new marketing environment, we will be much better positioned to have greater impact on the direction and craft of creating products that succeed in this marketplace. 

Tune In Saturdays: Los Campesinos!

LoscampesinosBritish kids make good, bring back more 80's go go fun to indie pop. Don't forget your bubble gum, pop rocks and pink tennis shoes, cause Los Campesinos! are friggin' awesome (in an annoyingly happy sort of way. Say hello to your next MySpace-made superstars...

From pitchfork:
"Silly names aside, Los Campesinos! play superbly crafted indie pop that bounces off walls like Love Is All, grins with the childlike exuberance of Bis, and throws the toy chest into its arrangements like Architecture in Helsinki. Glockenspiels and pizzicato violin veer into reckless guitar riffs and full-bodied handclaps-- or fizz over, like Mentos and Coke, into happy-stupid crescendos. Gareth shares lead vocal duties with the similarly pseudonymous Aleksandra Campesino!, and their boy-girl exchanges give the music an extra, sweet frisson. Newfeld's treatment turns "You! Me! Dancing!" from a lo-fi rallying cry into an unstoppable force for converting spindly legs into dancefloor blurs."

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Los Campesinos! - We throw parties, you throw knives (mp3)
Los campesinos! - You! Me! Dancing! (video)

The Ultimate Chantix Fan

ChantixWell, there's someone arguing for Pfizer after the Carter Albrecht death, anyway. Too bad he's on the Chantix payroll, at least indirectly. You can see his comments about how we should close our eyes and ears and thank our lucky stars that we have big pharma there taking care of the public, eradicating restless leg sydrome for forever (here and here).

But, check out the screenshot from his blog. Yup, an ad for Chantix. Well, an e-pharmacy selling Chantix. And selling them with no prior prescription and no doctor's visit. Can that possibly be considered right?

A Sad Day in Dallas as One of Its Best Dies

CarteralbrechtAnd all signs point to Chantix, the new Pfizer drug meant to assist smokers in the process of quitting.

Carter Albrecht was unquestionably one of Dallas' finest musicians, having played with everyone from Edie Brickell to Paul Simon and Charlie Sexton, as well as a member of the 5th Tune In Saturdays feature ever, Sorta. Ask just about anyone familiar with the scene who's the best, and the likely reply was Carter. I never had the pleasure of meeting the man, but I knew plenty that were friends of him and loved him, which makes the circumstances all the more horrifying.

Carter and his girlfriend left the bar after a couple drinks Sunday night, when apparently he became completely disconnected from his surroundings. He started to lose control in the car, but really lost it in the house, punching his girlfriend repeatedly before she escaped the house. She drew him outside, and managed to get back to safety inside, locking him out. By all accounts, this had never happened before. Nothing even similar. He was just a docile sort of guy.

Apparently confused, he went to her neighbor's house, and began loudly banging and kicking the door. Frightened, the couple next door tried to fire a warning shot through the top of the door. Unfortunately, Carter was 6'5" and died instantly after he was hit in the head.

Obviously this sounds terrible on him, but seriously, I've never heard anyone say a bad word about the guy. People that have known him, and lived with him for years have never heard anything even remotely similar from him, and his girlfriend Ryann confirmed that he had not only never touched her in that way before, but that he didn't seem to know where he was or who she was during the assault.

Danny Balis, his roommate and producer of a local radio show said this afternoon via a post on MySpace that both Carter and Ryann had begun taking the anti smoking drug Chantix only a few days prior, and both had been experiencing these horrific, vivid dreams that they jokingly called "Chantix dreams." The Dallas Observer did a quick search of "Chantix" and "Psychotic" and found that this isn't exactly an isolated problem.

From DrHowell.net:

"My husband who has never had ANY mental health problems, tried to take his own life after being on Chantix for 13 days. He has no recollection of the day it happened."

"My brother in law committed suicide Aug 19. He had taken Chantix and went off it in the spring, then we found out he had started retaking it 7 days before his suicide."

"2 days upon stopping, I went into a complete meltdown of suicidal thoughts, depression, crying for no reason, panic, agitation, lack of concentration....it was a nightmare."

And a post from someone who combined heavy drinking and Chantix, like Albrecht did, from WebMD:

"… While intoxicated I did some things that were completely out of character for me. It is probably in my best interest not to share all of the details here even when posting anonymously, but the police were involved. I just want to make it clear that I did not hurt anyone or anything like that. I apparently just made a few bad decisions even after I was apprehended by the police …. I am not saying that it was the Chantix that caused this abnormal behavior… When I called Pfizer though, they told me that there have not been any studies on the effects of alcohol on people taking Chantix."

Now, obviously it can't be proven at this point that Chantix is the culprit, but for all you smokers out there, be careful. Now it's time for Chantix to speak up and show us the testing they've done, and fix this problem before any other needless deaths happen.

Here's a couple of my favorite songs...

Sorta - 85 feet and falling (mp3)
Sorta - Sweet Little Bay (mp3)

UPDATE: And before you turn your hate mail in my direction, let me be clear that in no way do I condone Carter's actions, just I don't believe in any way that they would have happened unless there was something truly terrible happening inside his head.

UPDATE 2: The NY Times just picked up the story, choosing to focus on another aspect of this story. A new law involving what is called the "castle doctrine" went into effect the day before this happened. It expanded the rights of Texans to shoot those who are threatening their person or property. It'll be interesting to see if this adds fuel to the fire for the anti-gun lobby.

Let's get the word out about Chantix. Digg it. Good tip, JC.

My New Favorite Kohl's Comment

WinstonJohn F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Jr., Winston Churchill, and all the great orators in our history would be proudest and most inspired today after embracing the greatest comment I've ever received. Kohl's, I salute you for always hiring not only the best, but the brightest.

"IS FUNNY HOW GETTING FIRED FROM YOUR JOB FOR BEEN A LOSER MAKE YOU ATTACK PEOPLE AT A PERSONAL LEVEL. PEOPLE THAT MOST LIKELY YOU WOULDN'T NEVER SAY THIS FACE TO FACE DO YOU KNOW THAT IS ALSO A CRIME SLANDER I HOPE YOU HAVE PROOF OF EVERYTHING YOU SAY IN YOUR COMMENTS BY THE WAY TARGET SUCKS YOU ARE JUST A LOSER"

I may never write another word now that I am armed with the knowledge that there is a bar I could never even aspire to reach. Thanks, Grace.